My toast (for a pb&j lunch) caught fire today because I was not paying attention. Well, I was, but I let them go a little too long. I almost got the pieces out the door before the smoke detectors went off, and, alas, they would not shut off for ten minutes or so until I completely aired out the house. Piglet immediately took refuge outside.
All this commotion did not prevent me from eating another set of pb&j sandwiches.