A guy in front of me on the 11 bus was eating a chocolate egg and seemed slightly displeased that it was filled with fake egg stuff. An old woman next to me had this to say about it.
“Don’t eat it so fast. Chocolate is not candy. You must eat slowly to taste its full richness. Chocolate is from the divine. Yes, listen to your young woman friend. I know they fooled you with that egg. You thought it was solid, and they filled it with crap. You must still eat slowly. Chocolate should not be eaten like potato. Promise me you will not eat like potato!”