Sometime this morning I managed to step in some fresh pigletness before running off to work. I was wearing socks and oblivious to the situation at the time. As usual, I put on my very waterproof hiking boots and headed out.
Many hours later, I returned home and took off said boots. And of course the smell hit me, but it was not obvious where it was coming from. I assumed the rankness had been coming from some hidden piglet evilness.
I eventually discovered the truth, what with the pigletness having simmered in my boot for hours. I am trying to treat my right boot right now, and will have to soak my foot for a while it seems.
Piglet disclaims all responsibility.