There is some evil person in the building who keeps smearing their boogers (bloody and otherwise) on the vertical surfaces in the men’s restroom. What the !?!@!! is up with that? The restrooms here are pretty nice really and are usually quite clean (as oppposed the the ones at our main office which are shockingly disgusting), so such behavior is kinda annoying. It must be someone from the Cornell department on the other other side of the building as it started happening after they moved in.
I suppose I should be happy that the person who frequently forgot to flush their fecal matter apparently has either reformed or has left. Hmm, maybe it was one of the interns… I guess we can find out when they return in a few months.
Alright, I know everyone wanted to know about all this scatological crap. Feel free to wipe it from your minds.
I should get home and clean up as a picture fell from the wall overnight for some reason and sprayed glass everywhere. I swept it up, but I did not do a thorough cleaning as I had a mega important meeting to get to at work. There are probably glass fragments hiding under everything now.